Saturday, June 4, 2011

Daylight in the Swamp!

"It's breakfast time! Hot coffee! Rise and Shine!" During the 1970s & 80s, the guy who owned the concession stand in the B.I.R. race paddock would tramp through the worker's camping area shouting that phrase at the top of his lungs... at about 5:30am. He was the target of many threats from hung-over workers who had shared too much free Budweiser (or Miller or Schlitz) the night before. But dutifully they would get up and stand on corners, or man the watches in T&S, or patrol the grid and pit areas. We have a smaller crew of race workers these days, but their assistance is no less appreciated.


Our latest count shows 22 cars here, but there are rumors that another couple of cars may register late.

Pictured here is the School of Mayhem. Sister Myron wields a wicked dipstick whip. They might be considered "drag" racers.

#3 - 3 Sheets, Ford Contour
#4 - Mid-engine Crisis, Toyota MR2
#6 - Hack-cent, Hyundai Accent
#11 - Brain-nerds, Porsche 944
#20 - The Most Interesting Chumps In The World, BMW 325i
#22 - North Loop Motorsports, BMW 325
#23 - Brake Dusters, BMW 540
#26 - Shake and Bake, Toyota MR2
#31 - Chester of the Apocalypse, Mazda MX3
#33 - Tubby Butterman, BMW 325
#38 - ChumpFaces ChumpRaces, BMW 325
#43 - Ambitious But Rubbish, Buick Regal
#44 - Tow Mater, Dodge Dakota
#48 - Slow Tired Pony (STP), Ford Mustang
#49 - Slugworks, Honda Civic
#51 - British-American Racing, BMW 325e
#58 - Speedlab, BMW 325e
#66 - Holy Rollers, Acura Integra
#70 - Speed Doctors, BMW 325e
#81 - Team Party Cat, Mazda Miata
#83 - Mayhem Racing, Honda Civic
#99 - Team Short Bus, VW Golf GL

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